The Rock vs. a Sleestack

[Chris Oakley]

OK,peeps,I'd like your opinion on this burn-
ing question:Who do you think would win a no-
holds-barred steel cage match between one of
the Sleestacks and the Rock?

[Webmaster]

Are we allowing crossbows in the ring?

George

[Marc]

The Rock v. a Sleestak?
FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LOST!!!

Well, height goes to the Sleestak. Speed of course goes to the Rock. The Sleestak could use Enik's electronic weapon, but they'd be facing the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. There's always the chance that the Sleestak could double team the Rock, but if that were to happen, the people's partner, Mankind, would come out and make the save. At this point, the millions, AND MILLIONS of the Rock's fans would start chanting the Rock's name... ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!! And he would raise the people's eyebrow, and continue to layeth the smackdown on the Sleestak. So all the Rock would have to concern the Rock with would be the crossbows. Still, the Rock would take those crossbows, clean them off real nice, load in a fresh arrow, turn it sideways, and STICK IT UP THE SLEESTAK'S MONKEY ASS! IF YOU SMELL-EL-ELLLLL, what the Rock, is cooking!

[Chris Oakley]

If you can find any,crossbows are definitely
permitted.

[Chris Oakley]

Thanks for your input,Marc.